I got this:
"Mom, I don't have to get my teeth cleaned because I clean them myself."
When that didn't fly, it was this:
"They always use too much water and it makes me gag."
|I'm not doing this!|
"I remember when I was little I used to always throw up at the dentist.:" (At least that one is true!)
I started making my own suggestions.
"Tell me about school."
"Let's sing a song."
"Do you want to read your scriptures on my phone?"
The only one that worked was:
"Let's take a selfie!"
And you know how I feel about selfies...
...about the same way Crafty feels about the dentist.