Bossy's family will own a turtle and a cat. They will also be the stars of their own tv show: "Paddle Board" where they drive a bicycle-powered yacht around the North Pacific. With the cat.
Gym Rat will be married to a beautiful Scandinavian girl who teaches him Russian despite the fact they move to Sweden.
|Their First Daughter|
I, the beloved Drama Queen, shall be mayor of Randolph Township in New Jersey. My vice mayor will be a Chinese Crested named Hector.
|Hector is good at politicking.|
Teach will own her own cupcakery where they specialize in Harry Potter themed baked goods. Please don't lick your screen.
Dog Walker will be the proud owner of a Dog Preserve in Kansas and lovingly care for 37 dogs and a parrot. And a hedgehog. They also will have the land record for the largest gerbil.
Princess will be a wold-famous physiologyphysicist by the age of twenty-five and have won a Nobel Peace Prize for her work with chinchillas and uv radiation. (Incidentally, she will also own her own line of designer sunglasses for pets.)
|Hector frequently models when not campaigning.|
Prima Donna, drawn in by her love of theatre and the paranormal will become a professional member of Ghost Hunters International. They shall search long and far for the true phantom of the ...Opera....
|Actual Footage. Courtesy of the Doctor.|
Crafty will have become world famous from her television debut at Good Morning Utah as the chic new designer who presents the best-selling new collectible stuffed animals "Blazing Iguanas." This will have set off a new craze since the animals also change colors like chameleons. Specially marked Iguanas also speak, play dead, and start fires.
|This one's name is Louie|
|There's a whole HERD of them!!!!!!!|
|Definitely meant to be!|
Curly's seventh grade science project - a study of a world-changing fuel-alternative involving grass clippings, flower necter, and paprika - creates a global turn-over. Ferrari, thanks to Big Brother Sport, is the first car company to convert and offer Curly a job in their design department once he turns eighteen.
|Oh, yeah, baby. This is serious.|
Mom and Dad, of course, will be the coolest parent/grandparents. They will also have no more trees in the yard.
|....I'm so getting grounded for this....|
Ten years from now. :)