If I Were

I'm feeling a little brain-dead today. I've been working on our trip plans for what feels like a solid week (I'm sure I slept a little somewhere) and I just can't seem to settle on the last few minute details. If I were a psychologist, I might think that meant I just don't want to say it's done. That I want some flexibility in my plans.

If I were my sweetie, I would say it's because I tend to over-analyze everything.

If I were Baby Doll, I would say it's because my book is already too full and I don't have room to finish it.

Ready for Texas, y'all!

If I were the Dog Walker, I would say it's because I have way too much homework to do.

If I were Teach, I'd have to text my boyfriend first.

If I were Prima Donna, I'd have to finish one more episode of My Little Pony.

If I were just me, the Mom of 12, I would say it's because I don't have time, but that wouldn't be true. I think it's because I want this trip to be perfect! And the struggle for perfection is not something to be taken lightly or rushed.

And if I were Gamer, I'd point out that my answer was full of something they have plenty of in the longhorn state, and I'm not talking about BBQ...
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