Drama Queen: Hey, Bossy! You look so great in that shirt. And your hair! I love -
Bossy: Are you just being nice so I share the rest of this soda with you?
Drama Queen: What? Are you accusing me of DR. PEPPER-ing you up??
Bossy: Dude. Stop with the puns.
Drama Queen: When I grow up, I've decided that I will name my cat Kevin.
The Beast: Why?
Drama Queen: So that way, when I bring him home with me to visit for Christmas, Dad can't object.
The Beast: I don't quite follow.
Drama Queen: Have you never seen Home Alone?? You can't leave Kevin home alone at Christmas! It's unAmerican!
Teach: If it did, we're TOAST!
Drama Queen: Do you think it will get a RISE out of him?
Teach: Maybe it'll be okay if we BUTTER him up first.
Drama Queen: I can't! I'm all out of DOUGH!
Teach: ..We should probably get the bread out though before it burns.
Drama Queen: We're stopping? But we were on a ROLL! I KNEAD you to help me come up with just one more pun, at YEAST.
Mom: Quit LOAFing off you two.
Drama Queen: Give this to Kevin.
Dog Walker: Drama Queen! Kevin isn't here.
Drama Queen: Kevin's not here? Kevin's not here! (in perfect mimicry of the movie, of course. And it sets off a chain reaction with Dog Walker and Mom.)
Drama Queen: Man, why can't ballerinas ever just get to the POINTE?
Princess: They do tend to DANCE around the topic..
Drama Queen: It's cuz they spend all dance class working on their ATTITUDE!
Crafty: Awh, that was a good one.
Drama Queen: Are you sure? I thought it was a bit of a STRETCH.
Princess: Well, that one was.
Drama Queen: I'm tan-DONE with this conversation.
Drama Queen: Like tandue? That's a thing..right?
-both girls shake their head and leaves the room-
Drama Queen: That's right. Just SASHAY away from the pun master!
Sport: You're so embarrassing.
Drama Queen: You mean em-BARRE-essing??
And, that's all for today folks! Pun on, bloggersphere. Pun on.